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I was arrested at the movie theater.

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I was arrested at the movie theater.

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years ago

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The charge was a-salt and buttery.

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Last time I was at the movies one of the workers attacked me with his flashlight. He was charged with assault and the flashlight was charged with battery.

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