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    2 months ago

    So based on other comments here, the delicious recipe for brisket is:

    1. Bathe the brisket in copious brine.
    2. Place in an oven on low heat on timer for 300 years.
    3. Ensure that during this time the brisket is pounded by gamma radiation continuously.