We have a song about it, global warming didn’t happen as they expected in 1982 but the result is around the same Denmark is slowly going towards Spanish weather:

Costa Kalundborg

Shubidua

A contamination has occurred of the outer atmosphere so the meterologists have promised that we now have better weather. The Eskimos get sunstroke and the Sahara turns to ice and Denmark will become the new tropical holiday paradise.

Then you are tired of the South’s snow and sleet: Take to the warm north.

Go to Costa Kalundborg where the slender palms stand and sways gently in the breeze behind Jens Hansen’s farm.

Catch a shark in Køge Bugt. Eat of the fruit of love. Travel to Denmark, it’s cheap, it’s beautiful.

Have you tasted a frikadella, it’s just Southern Jutland. Have a chat with the locals, they can also speak German. If you want to be completely alone then go to Harboøre Beach. Outside Villa Cheminova, the drums roll ashore.

Then you are tired of the South’s snow and sleet: Take to the warm north.

Take a weekend trip for two by camel to Holstebro Along the way, we will visit a factory that makes shoes.

We also have a fine culture. Look, a beautiful Bornholm watch made in Hong Kong, we are sure it will do.

Go to Costa Kalundborg where the slender palms stand and sways gently in the breeze behind Jens Hansen’s farm.

Catch a shark in Køge Bugt. Eat of the fruit of love. Travel to Denmark, it’s cheap, it’s beautiful.