TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoA told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up144arrow-down15
arrow-up139arrow-down1message-squareA told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square3fedilink
TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoI heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is wrong on so many levels.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down15
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareI heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is wrong on so many levels.TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoI always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down11
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareI always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoPeter Pan is a terrible boxer. Whenever he throws a punch, it neverlands.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down13
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squarePeter Pan is a terrible boxer. Whenever he throws a punch, it neverlands.TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoI learned Morse code and then I couldn't sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down11
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareI learned Morse code and then I couldn't sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
voiceoverguy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 1 year agoI can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down10
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareI can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.voiceoverguy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoLast night I had sex for one hour and 2 minutes, thank you daylight saving time.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down11
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareLast night I had sex for one hour and 2 minutes, thank you daylight saving time.TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
mookulator@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoA Boston sheep walks into a baaamessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareA Boston sheep walks into a baaamookulator@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Candelestine@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoMitch Hedberg - Best Show Ever!plus-squareyoutu.beexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1external-linkMitch Hedberg - Best Show Ever!plus-squareyoutu.beCandelestine@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
voiceoverguy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 1 year ago🎭 Welcome to One-Liners! 🤣💬plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-square🎭 Welcome to One-Liners! 🤣💬plus-squarevoiceoverguy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
