Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoQ. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down12
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareQ. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoWhen one door closes, another one opens.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareWhen one door closes, another one opens.plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoA book just fell on my head.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down10
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareA book just fell on my head.plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoA husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife punched him and said:plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareA husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife punched him and said:plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoA young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareA young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are.plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoJunior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareJunior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive.plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoA guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "13.......13.......13.........13" the man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down10
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareA guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "13.......13.......13.........13" the man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall.plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoThe supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts. I intended to stock up.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareThe supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts. I intended to stock up.plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoA Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight from LA to NY. The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks ifhe would like to play a fun game.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down11
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareA Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight from LA to NY. The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks ifhe would like to play a fun game.plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoAnd yo Mother-in-law so huge she stole my pillow cases when she ran outta socks.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareAnd yo Mother-in-law so huge she stole my pillow cases when she ran outta socks.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months ago"My wife suffers from a drinking problem." "Oh is she an alcoholic?" "No, I am, but she's the one who suffers."message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down11
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-square"My wife suffers from a drinking problem." "Oh is she an alcoholic?" "No, I am, but she's the one who suffers."Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoI was out shopping the other day after a conference, when I saw six women beating my MIL up.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down12
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareI was out shopping the other day after a conference, when I saw six women beating my MIL up.plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoIf at first you don't succeed,plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareIf at first you don't succeed,plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoWhy do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareWhy do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoI just read a book about Stockholm syndrome.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareI just read a book about Stockholm syndrome.plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoHow do you find Will Smith in the snow?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareHow do you find Will Smith in the snow?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoTechnically, national anthemsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareTechnically, national anthemsplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoI made a belt out of watches once.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down12
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareI made a belt out of watches once.plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoI used to be addicted to soap,plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down12
arrow-up1-1arrow-down1message-squareI used to be addicted to soap,plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoNever take advice from electrons.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down12
arrow-up1-1arrow-down1message-squareNever take advice from electrons.plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
