the emergency glizzy

i mean, those robots are like $50k a piece minimum right? and they’re not particularly fast. it wouldn’t make sense to use them as drug mules

ate his vegtables

i don’t think the gray/green alien design is plausible either (how are you not cold you’re like 1 meter, have 0 fat) but large eyes aren’t necessary impossible, they could have evolved in areas where light is present but very dim or they could be compound eyes.

but yes the alienito design is very silly. i especially like how they seem to never have clothes of any kind, like not even a space suit. my duendes just rawdog 200 million light years of space radiation with no problem

unfortunately all those people who got lockjaw at the dicksucking factory weren’t unionized /s

i commend your ability to make up a guy to get mad at under a meme about a skeleton sucking dick

i think you can upload videos directly to an instance but i don’t want to make blahaj spend the hosting money so i upload them to catbox.moe

horrid.

no it’s a thingamabob. it is powered by a whatsit that turns a gizmo that makes the plunger plung.

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

managed to be racist to a race that doesn’t even exist. advanced racism

Nothin Wrong With Me

borzois sure are an animal

nothin wrong with me

you may be overthinking it

:3

for context: i believe this was taken during a time when there was an arbitrary code execution bug in csgo

https://sh.itjust.works/comment/15298543

<:3 ←wizard