Jake from State Farm, because apparently he can transform from a doughy white dude in khakis to a thin, cool, young, light-skinned black guy.

Jim Carrey vibes

If you don’t like it by ep. 4 you’re not going to like it. I think it’s pretty good but I can see why it wouldn’t hook some people.

extremely low hanging fruit

heh

Instead of suing each other in front of a judge, both parties agree to have a neutral third party (an arbitrator) settle disputes privately

The “neutral” third party is chosen by the company. So… yeah.

Wolf tells sheep about the best fences to keep predators out

I’m sure they would buy tickets to go tour it and mock the brown people in cages

Still pretty gross imo. Like, why?

So more of a LAMF?

American Idiot was such a great album. And still pertinent now, more than ever.

I don’t know who or what any of this shit is

Yeah that’s been normalized for a while

Then it sounds like your original take is merely a bandaid for a much larger problem.

Despite the insistence of one particular Nazi, a human on mars won’t happen anytime soon. He even “pivoted” to the moon once his stupid ass realized how difficult it’s going to be. We can keep sending better rovers and probes to truly understand a good portion of Mars’ history well before we corrupt it.

A spicy reply in favor of your post: guns are obsolete. They’re completely useless and unnecessary in modern society. The only thing guns provide is the illusion of “safety”, which is only necessary because guns are allowed to exist. It’s a simple fact that getting rid of guns entirely would have the death rate plummet, especially for kids. Thousands and thousands of lives are sacrificed every year to enrich a powerful lobby and make people with smol pp energy feel a false sense of security.

!boneappletea@lemmy.world

Understood, but I “purchased” books over the years I’d like to keep as mine.

This needs to be an open source script! I would love to use it to actually own my purchased books.

Me except the chair is a toilet

Iran should retaliate by blowing up the White House, since it’s full of 12-year-olds.