That’s a steal for a harp guitar.

This white nationalist chode doesn’t give a damn about anything except his own influence. You don’t get to wash a nazi coup off of your hands, it’s a stink that will always be there.

Someone is stealing the grain to feed an invading army.

A brewer cabal has employed ruffians who rob taverns and smash up the kegs, driving the prices up.

The crown is trying to keep it a secret, but there’s a flesh-eating disease that is spreading throughout the kingdom, and it incubates in the alehouses. Taverns and breweries are being shuttered all over with only an offhand explanation. When ingesting the infected brew, the host will be consumed painfully and noisily from the inside.

A “hero” fresh from the dungeon throws his weight around and threatens that bad things might happen if he doesn’t get paid protection money. He found a magic item that makes the danger clear.

It’s kind of amazing how this is all coming together at the same time for Alex: getting his life’s “work” bought out from under him while Trump cuts him out of the alt-rot movement altogether. I’m curious how it’s all going to go.

The Atlantic is going to be so embarrassed when they get a copy of the certification that he doesn’t have donkey brains.

I think a lot of people have their identity wrapped up in being an insufferable asshole. A significant number of them are contrarians and believe that having a minority opinion is a shortcut to the truth, and others stubbornly refuse to change their minds because it would mean admitting that they were wrong.

That scene at the beginning where he ate the brainworm and then suddenly you couldn’t understand what anyone was saying was a masterstroke.

Great list. To add some more pantry stable proteins, I really like dried mushrooms. Shiitake in particular rehydrates into a very nice meat substitute, and the liquid from the process is rich with savory mushroom flavor.

Also, canned chicken or tuna is always great to have on hand for a quick meal.

"Johnson! Turn in your gun and badge…

for the weekend, because you’ve got an all-expenses-paid trip to sunny Palm Beach Florida! Make sure you don’t beat your wife while you’re on administrative leave or we’ll have to send you on a Mediterranean cruise, buster."

Maybe you shouldn’t have voted for Dipshit Don then.

The only people more narcissistic and insecure than Donald Trump are Narcissus and Insecurus.

I went to see Madama Butterfly this last weekend. I don’t think there was a dry eye in the house at the end.

It was kind of funny how people booed the actor who played Pinkerton at the end, and he clearly took it as a compliment.

That pic is top-shelf meme bait.

Best sandwich in the world.

I said supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way. And I think you said you’re going to test that too… So, we’ll see, but the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute - that’s pretty powerful.

I said supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way. And I think you said you’re going to test that too… So, we’ll see, but the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute - that’s pretty powerful.

Here you go.

I just watched it again recently. It’s a sublime piece of filmmaking.

No need to apologize, people are wrong about lots of stuff.