I’d be offended if you weren’t 100% correct

Source: Albertan :(

This but opposite… It’s -35° today. Cold enough most cars won’t start unless they have a block heater…

I got a slurpee for lunch. I never giving it up. You can’t make me

Grew up in death valley (50+°C in summer)

Moved to northern Canada (-45°C in winter)

Sometimes humanity is just stubborn. You just a acclimate over time

What a terrible day to be literate

Snowflakes mad at pronouns and DEI

She wasn’t ‘voted in’ in the traditional sense…

Jason Kenney stepped down due to numerous scandals and mishaps. The conservative party of Alberta (The UCP) then held a members only vote to elect their new fuhrer.

70k people picked her in a province of multiple million

It was nice of kim Jong to Un ban them lmao

Google hostile architecture for nuclear waste sites.

It’s better than a skull and crossbones in my opinion

500m is the industry standard depth for deep geological repositories for nuclear waste

Homeless people don’t just exist in places that have a mild climate you know…

Fair but also… You’d be trading downwards if they were incandescent

Foregrip, folding stock, suppressor…

This dude is kitted out way more than comrade conscriptovich. Special forces maybe?

Ghosts say ‘buh’ in German? I initially read it as ‘bruh’ which was equally funny

‘we’ and ‘pussy’

From a guy who ran away like a baby to a country that he hoped wouldn’t prosecute him. Talk about projecting 💀

Haven’t used a glass bulb in at least half a decade.

Even specialty bulbs are plastic LED mostly

It’s uncomfortable seeing Xi with an actual jawline…

You can responsibly strip and scuttle large vessels to help facilitate reef development

I did this on a job site at like 19 years old. Fucked my knee up permanently. Now It gets super sore before a big weather event a decade later…

Love the bus and the idea behind it…

That being said, the name ‘killhouse’ is a bit on the nose. Idk, I’m not fighting the war so I don’t really get to talk

I was gonna say brutalist stencil style