• Nobody@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Tucker: “Could you please say nice things about Trump to fire up his base?”

    Putin: “Genghis Khan happened, then in 998 Tsar Some Guy was baptized, then we had a war with Poland centuries later…

    I don’t care about personal relationships with American presidents. I make decisions based on my totally not insane view of history and fervent belief that some letters written in the year 1000 are very relevant today. I liked Bush Jr. and Trump because they make me laugh, but I’m going to make batshit crazy decisions regardless.”

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    Why does he always look like a villian from an 80s comedy?

    As opposed to, you know, one from real life?

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      Giving him too much credit. He looks like one of the background characters in Biff Tannen’s crew. Just a guy that’s in the background laughing when Biff is bullying people.

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    Send him to Siberia - in the summer. I want to see how many mosquitoes that slack mouth of his can catch.

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    Instead of a shapka on him, there’s should be one of those really goofy Soviet officer hats that are way oversized for any normal person’s head.

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      You’re probably thinking of a ushenka but the soviet’s would have hated Tucker lmao, don’t do them like that

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      Cool. You are a neonazi supporting a neonazi state pretending to be a commie.

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      As a Russian person who is anti war, sincerely Fuck you. Insufferable idiots like you are the reason people in Ukraine are dying. And it’s not like you can ever do anything useful with your life. What a waste.

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      Filming a huge turd getting rotisserie roasted for 8 hours set to polka music would have more informative content than anything Cucker has ever had to say.

      He should go back to the bow tie, so he can feign smarts while he feigns outrage.