I do love how Hideo Kojima has NO IDEA how to keep a consistent tone.

“Okay, I am in a war-ravaged region of the world and I need to get in to a secure compound, extract someone who is being tortured for information and get out with the minimum of fuss. But first, my horse has to take a dump, and then I’m going to attach a balloon to this truck because I like it”

Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain for anybody that doesn’t know.