Clean as a whistle
Magnum PSI is a fantastic name
This will remove any poop off your but, along with some of your skin.
This’ll remove your entire pelvis.
I have a tiny kettle pressure washer that I got at a yard sale for $25. That will remove the poop and a little skin. Magnum PSI will make sure you never need to clean shit from your ass again.
What a horrible day to have eyes 😭
I know this is a meme, but I ran into this same issue and it was due to the fact that the length of the tubing between my wall and toilet was too long. Once I got a shorter tube the pressure went up significantly.
I have the opposite problem. You have to just barely turn it on.
So make a loop of tubing
Do you by chance work for Mckinsey & Company?
They have these flow limiters that they add to showerheads I bet you could get or make one for your bidet
I recently got a Moen and has a max pressure setting that mixes some air and it works great
I also have a brondell and it’s kinda weak, I’ll try your “hack”
Just watch out for surprise water inflation
Can confirm. Dingleberries are a thing of the past for me thanks to that. Also I am now assless.
Thanks for making me look up that word
Dinkelberg!
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It’s worth a try. Nothing worse than a dirty asshole
This is all I can imagine happening if that was used. Eventually pop like a balloon.
Oh my god. This is perfect
why would a doctor recommend the anal vaporizer 9000??? seems highly dangerous for a reindeer to do
There’s a 35 buck one on amazon that works pretty good
Ayyyy Tony Tony chopper! Not really related, but I love that fuzzball! Lol
Really irresponsible anal cleaning advice for a doctor tho…
Blow out your butthole!
This cannot be the best lemmy has to offer. This os a ok joke at best. If this is truly lemmy’s peak, this place is doomed.
Lemmy’s biggest issue is content. At least OP is adding something to the table. You are welcome to find better quality content yourself and post it here. I would give you an upvote.