Q: I’ve noticed stuff inside my bellybutton from time to time. What is it, and how often should I be cleaning it out?
A: There’s been a remarkable amount of science devoted to the seemingly unimportant topic of what lurks in our bellybuttons.
One intrepid scientist analyzed his own navel fluff: Georg Steinhauser — of the Vienna University of Technology in Austria — collected 503 pieces of bellybutton junk over three years. Upon elemental analysis, he found that bellybutton lint contains house dust, skin cells and sweat in addition to the fibers of shirts.
After additional (and no doubt scintillating) investigations of his friends, family and colleagues, he concluded that abdominal hair was a prerequisite for accumulating navel lint and that old T-shirts or dress shirts were less likely to produce fluff than new clothing.
The scientist even shaved his own belly for the purposes of confirming his abdominal hair hypothesis.
Steinhauser speculated that people who collect navel lint may have more hygienic bellybuttons than those who don’t because all the extra junk is swept up by lint instead of sticking to the skin. But, as for the cleaning part of the question: It’s recommended to clean your bellybutton just as you would any other part of your skin.
What’s in the fluff?
Besides abdominal hair and new clothing, there are a few other factors that shape why and how we accumulate junk in our bellybuttons.
Karl Kruszelnicki of the University of Sydney in Australia surveyed 4,799 people and observed that being male, having an “innie” rather than “outie” and older age were all associated with accumulating more lint. His work was among the winners of the 2002 Ig Nobel Prize, which is awarded to humorous scientific achievements.
And as further proof that true selfless pursuit of knowledge knows no bounds, in 2018, a mechanical engineer from the Indian Institute of Technology Patna decided he was going to ask the real tough questions: What are the physics behind bellybutton lint production, and can it be mathematically modeled?
He determined that microscopically, body hair acts like a saw-tooth to extricate lint fibers from fabric during the periodic motion of our respiratory cycle — inhaling and exhaling — wherein our shirts rub constantly against our abdomens. Because the hair in that area tends to stoop toward the depression of the navel, the lint fibers hooked onto them travel deep into the bellybutton, eventually losing contact with the fabric.
As the influx of lint continues, it intermingles with sweat and skin cells, and the result is a nice, compact mass of fluff that accumulates with mathematical precision. It begins linearly, then grows quadratically with time, if you must know.
The other stuff
Maybe you don’t collect lint in your bellybutton, but you do find dirt from time to time. That’s also normal, especially with “innies” for whom the bellybutton, after all, is a small crevice with multiple tiny skin folds perfect for trapping oils and sweat. Infections are rare, but if you notice pain or discharge from the area, talk to your doctor.
Several studies have examined the microorganisms present both within the bellybutton and in umbilical dirt, which is mostly just dead skin cells. The most common genus in umbilical dirt is Corynebacterium, a generally harmless microbe that’s abundant in other moister areas of the body such as inside the nose and armpits.
What I want my patients to know
The self-cleansing rituals that each of us considers most “hygienic” differs. From a medical perspective, we can all agree on certain practices like washing away any visible dirt or grime or hand-washing while preparing food or after using the toilet. Showering or bathing frequency is more subjective, however. When in doubt, check with your doctor.
Meet the doctor: Trisha S. Pasricha is a physician at Massachusetts General Hospital, an instructor in medicine at Harvard Medical School and a medical journalist.
Am I the only one who doesn’t have stuff collect in my belly button? Do people just not spray it out every day when they shower?
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Don’t forget your feet!
The Feet are bathing in my Showerwater! That must be enough!
Clean your drain
And ass. A kid if people are afraid to touch their ass hole to clean that shit out.
Mine goes really deep, so just spraying it wouldn’t work for me. I gotta shove my pinky in there, and it’s mildly uncomfortable. But yes, I do it daily. When I was younger I didn’t do it consistently, and what would come out when I would clean looked a little disturbing.
Damn, I guess I’m lucky to be a shallow innie
You probably don’t have much belly hair which is the whole point of this post. Every shower I clean my belly button and still get it if I’m active and sweaty.
For years I thought it was a figure of speech, like elbow grease…
Um…do you guys not get greasy elbows?
Shit…
Yea, you’re the only one. It’s a cavern in there
My belly button is truly blessed.
You shower every day?
Usually, yeah. Sometimes I’ll even take a bath if I’ve got sore muscles or am stressed.
The answer to this is easy: dead skin and cum.
I clean mine very rarely because sticking my finger in there causes a sense of shock and tingling that longers after. The sensation makes me physically ill.
I’m much the same way. I still clean it often, but subconsciously. Occasionally I’ll realize what I’m doing and then get hit with the nausea and ill feeling. The worst part is the feeling begs me to go back to it and it takes a bit of effort to ignore.
That is exactly it, right down to having to fight the urge to repeat the thing that makes me feel sick! I would have never through that this would be something more than just my totally broken brain.
There is nothing in my belly button unless I pour syrup in it to dip my breakfast sausage.
What’s with the Queens Of The Stone Age album picture?
No One Knows. ;)
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