In Chinese, there’s “kinda” 3 out of the 4 directions for melons:
- 东瓜 (dōng guā) - East Melon - Winter Melon
- 西瓜 (xī guā) - West Melon - Watermelon
- 南瓜 (nán guā) - South Melon - Pumpkin (although it doesn’t necessarily refer to south)
and there is no 北瓜 (běi guā) - North Melon (at least not to my knowledge)
My wizard casts Summon Elemelontal
opens melon; dirt
Fuck.
Opens melon; fire
Fuuuuck!
Opens melon; wind
FuUuUcK!
Sounds like California
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They’re all here. Literally called “Elemelons” on this site. Someone’s already figured them out for you.
The menace of the melon lord must be defeated
And Heartmelon. By their powers combined: Captain Melon!
Captain Planet, mother fucker. Don’t summon me again, unless you ready for that pain.
I feel like Captain Melons is probably a soft porn from the eighties
Avatar: The Last Melonbender
Same for water buffalo
And earthworm.
- Water buffalo
- Earth buffalo = bison/wisent
- Fire buffalo = cape buffalo
- Wind buffalo = yak
Buffalo fire buffalo Buffalo air buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo earth buffalo
I gotta make an RPG that features thr 4 elemelons featuring the 4 element buffalo’s.
The buffalos get their element after consumption of their elemelon of choice in a rite of passage.
The windmelon gives you buffalo wings.
Buffalo wings give me windmelon
The fifth elemelon featuring Bruce Willis and Milla Jovovich
You mean Meeloon Multipass?
Speak elemelon and enter
The plural of elemelon should be elemenōpē.
That’s cantaloupe
Cantaloupe? Or wontaloupe?
Honeynotdew
Watermelon: As expected Earthmelon: Potato Firemelon: Red chilies Airmelon: ??
I am on painkillers and I submit that airmelon should be a marshmallow. Really break the mold.
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