And.

My.

Axe.

That’s it. That’s the joke.

The Inevitable Conclusion

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This is the “Snake Eye Tactical” CE-5079BL. Like many of its ilk, its name doesn’t exactly ring melodious.

And yes, that is “Snake Eye,” singular. Not “Snake Eyes,” like throwing a pair of ones.

I have no idea why. Whoever-it-is is very consistent with this nomenclature, at least, regardless of the fact that your brain’s been trained to get it wrong every single time.

The CE-5079BL is, without a doubt…

…Yeah, that wasn’t much of a stretch.

What this is, is, a frame locking spring assist folder with a very funky blade shape. The way it’s designed is as if a 14 year old D&D nerd just drew what they thought a fancy dwarven bearded battle axe ought to look like, from the top down. And that metaphor is more apt than you’d think.

That’s because there’s very little else axelike about the CE-5079BL. Its blade has none of the wedge-profiled thickness of an axe, for instance. It’s just a regular old 0.110" thick slab of “440” series stainless steel, the exact species of which is unspecified. The bevel is hollow ground, not convex as you’d expect an axe to be.

And then of course it’s dinky. It’s 7-7/8" long open and 4-1/2" long closed.

I’ve blocked out a half an hour on the schedule here for the argument about how the blade length ought to be measured. The whole thing from the forward end of the handle to the tip is 3-3/8", but the actual sharp part is only 1-7/8" and the rest of it is largely empty air. Neither of these figures match the manufacturer’s stated blade length of “2.75 inches.”

The CE-5079BL’s got one other measurement going for it, as well. It is extra, extra broad. Easily 1-7/8" across when it’s closed thanks to the wide handle and upswept horn on the peak of the blade.

Here it is with a selection of other wide bois picked at random from my collection. If you absolutely need to pick a superlative, I think the CE-5079BL has the highest breadth-to-cost ratio out of anything I’ve ever owned since it was only $15. I did not dig into this in extreme detail, but it may just take the crown for the broadest folding knife I now own, period.

The CE-5079BL’s looks are also very funky. The handles are steel of some description with this groovy machined finish – both figuratively and literally – that winds up a striated surface that really catches the light. I like this blue incarnation best out of the available options, and the accent color is very shiny and almost appears… anodized? I wasn’t aware you could color anodize steel like that. Maybe it’s something else. In any event, the blade is finished the same way.

It does sport clip that is even deep carry, if you feel like being perverse and actually bringing this with you anywhere. Although the clip is not reversible, lacking screw holes in the opposite handle slab. Which is weird, come to think of it. I mean, just look at the thing. It’s obviously not like anybody was afraid to drill any holes in it.

I’m going to keep showing off pictures of the shiny handle slabs for no other reason than I think they’re so damn neat.

Anyway, this is a spring assisted opener and can be set off either via the ambidextrous thumb studs or the flipper on the back. But that said I found the spring action on mine to be… what’s the word… iffy. Often it would not lock open unless I rotated the blade out all the way manually.

I figured out why pretty quickly.

Ever wondered why you haven’t received anything coated in Cosmoline recently? That’s because the world’s entire supply has been used up by packing it into this thing.

I think this was so liberally gooped by the factory with the expectation that this would be a lubricant, but I’ll be damned if the stuff doesn’t look and smell just like Cosmoline, so it probably is. Which, I should point out to anyone blessedly unaware, solidifies over time.

Needless to say I cleaned the bugger very thoroughly on both sides of all of its surfaces before taking this picture.

I will also mention that this zigzaggy spring for the assist action is certainly a novel way to do it, and not one that I’ve seen before. Maybe I just haven’t taken apart enough spring assisted knives.

The CE-5079BL is a weird hybrid design with two handle scales, both steel, but only one liner. It is a frame or body locking knife, with the bent lock portion being on the side that hasn’t got the separate liner. I think the liner serves no other purpose than to keep the spring in place, and provide a pocket for it to wiggle around in and do its thing.

Here’s the hardware. The shiny blue accents around the pivot are clearly just ordinary flat washers that have had the same bluification process as the other parts applied to them, whatever it is. There’s nothing else clever in there whatsoever. The pivot screw is completely round, with no anti-rotation flat. The pivot rides on the customary grubby Nylon washers. And the halves are separated with two shiny but otherwise very basic round threaded spacers. All the screws are the same save the two spacer screws that must pass through both a scale and a liner, and are thus longer.

Oh, and while the pivot screws are probably meant to be T8 Torx head, the male screw on my example actually fit a T9 driver much better. The female side solidly fit a T8. Search me on that one.

Whatever these are dipped in to make them blue, the process was clearly applied to the entirety of every part. The accent work is then accomplished by machining the rest of the part which exposes the shiny metal underneath. I now know this, because the pocket beneath the pivot screw washer also has this finish in it, albeit unevenly, and despite the fact that it’ll never be seen. If I had to guess I would say the handle scales are probably cast, then dipped, then machined afterwards. I can think of no explanation for the weird slope present in that pocket.

This may go some way towards explaining why the entire assembly is somewhat canted. Not just the blade in the channel, but the entire knife. If you rest it on a flat surface, it just always sits off kilter.

The Summation Or Whatever, Again

There’s no getting around it that the CE-5079BL is probably precisely suited to the type of purchaser where it is likely to be sold, vis-a-vis the bong shop.

Otherwise, the blade shape really begs the question of what the heck anyone is supposed to use this for or how. With the tail of it ending in a wicked point aimed right back at the user, this is probably one of those deals where it’s just as dangerous for whoever’s holding it as anyone else.

It looks cool as all hell, though.