• Sanctus@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    God damn, imagine beating your own meat that into it. I dont think I’ve ever been gruntin’ and shit while jorkin’

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      3 months ago

      Try adding butt play into things. Seriously. Takes it to a whole new level.

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        100%, discovering butt stuffing was a life changing moment for me. Though be very aware sex toy materials in the US aren’t regulated, it’s perfectly legal to sell you a toy that will give you ass cancer. If it says for novelty use only or something similar, listen to it. Look for platinum cure or medical grade silicone, glass, or stainless steel. Avoid TPE and PVC at all costs. Lube wise, get xLube/kLube powder and make it yourself, WAY more cost effective than buying it already in liquid form and it won’t have any irritants, like glycol, which many water based lubes include that actually acts as a laxative when in your ass, making for a much less pleasant experience. If you’re looking for something longer lasting or for shower use, coconut oil is also good. Still pretty easy to clean up but is a lot more water resistant and doesn’t really dry out. It does stain a bit though, so keep that in mind.

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          Look for platinum cure or medical grade silicone, glass, or stainless steel. Avoid TPE and PVC at all costs.

          And shop online. Your local sex store worker likely doesn’t know very much about the individual products, and will tell you whatever you want to hear. Any product listing on a website will absolutely divulge every secret there is to know about it, and beg me for the privilege of my purchase. If you absolutely want to buy in person, go after you’ve looked up the product online.

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        It’s crazy to me that some men haven’t shoved things in their ass. Like half of male sexual pleasure is up your butt.

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    3 months ago

    in-class bathroom that you can hear through from the regular classroom…? wtf?

    is this a regular occurrence in burgerland?

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      The Classroom bathroom introduced in most american public schools was modeled after the prisoncell bathroom due to the lack of privacy and low cost.

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    Yeah… and people want to argue there is no difference in public schools vs. private school.

    You get what you pay for. If one pays for a better education, one gets a better education.

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      I can guarantee that private school kids do the exact same shit as public school kids. They just have more money, so they can get into more expensive shenanigans, and their parents are able to smooth it over with the cops/lawyers better afterwards.

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        All the kids at my school smoked weed. Not at the private catholic school next door, though. They all could afford cocaine.

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        … But no… First, we shouldn’t over generalize or stereotype. Although I’m sure some private schools are shit, most are better than shit public schools because they make a lot of money and can afford to higher teachers that aren’t inept… Occurrences like this are much less likely to happen in a private school. Nothing even close to that kinda shit happened in my private school. The kids I graduated with went to college and got a job. I also had many public school friends, and many of them didn’t go to college after high school. The ones that did go to college were much less prepared than their private school counterparts.

        I realize this is only my own personal experience, but there it is.