hold the bar, ȩ̸̛̛̪͖͈͔̗͉̟͉͖̙̙̮̺̹͚̿̿̋̐̉̅͘x̷̨̧͚̝̖̝͑̏̈́͌̀̏̑̇̽̈́̂̈̚͝p̴̡̨̖̦̰͕̭͊̆̃̓̽̒̂é̵͉̜͓̣͍̥̮̻̄̌̉͆̑̉͆̊͋̊̀͠͠r̶̭͎̳̫̥̯̜͙̤̻̬̦͇̅̏͂̎̏͗̓̃͛̀̽͜͜͠͝ͅi̶̢̦̳͍̣̺̭̋̂͗ĕ̵̡̫̻͓͉̳͖͖͕̗͎̜͜ͅͅn̵̘̞̩̆̔͗̆̂̊̀̍̍c̷̼̥̦͉͙̋͒̆̂̚ë̴̳̚ ̵̨͔̘̳̲̜̟̈̄̾̅͊̇̿͂͌́́͠͠t̶̜̻̤̜͓̥͍̭́̈́̊̃ḩ̴͎̭̦͖̼̭̻̦͚͓̌̀̏̾̾̎̊͐̃̐͜ͅe̴̡̛̯̬̙̟̗̰̮̘͍̘̓̏͐̉̑̊͌̊͛͋̏ ̵̛̹̤̯͈̖̊͊̓̑̉͌̂̓̉̇̑͝ͅv̵̦̭̞͓̖̖͔̬͔͈̼̰̱̦͔̈́̀͜o̸̧̧͙̫̘̭̪̙̝̳͍̰̖̪̲̿̔̿͑̆̾̎̆͑̃ỉ̷̩͙͉͒̈́ͅd̴̡̥̗͇͍̲̻̱͕̎̍̽̏̍͐̅͗̑̐͌̕, profit?
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Hold candy bar in hand
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Contemplate the dark void in your soul that this sweet treat will never fill
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Enjoy!
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Place in hand.
Smash.
Enjoy!
It’s because it’s semi-soft toffee in a brick, so it’s hard to chew through but if you smash it you can eat the pieces.
Beyblades
Pack of lube. Techno anus. Thumb. Combine for a good time.
- cover your palm
- throw shuriken
- aww yeah
Playable by shapeforms who can handle cards in at least six dimensions. You can probably still play at a reduced capacity in the lower dimensions too though
Have an ID to enter the 7th vϕd dimension? Great!
Have your membership card ready.
DO NOT _____ THE VOID [______]!
Everything is fine.
/uj
Crunchy?
/rj
Remember the video of the pickle jar that broke inside someone?
Best reverse image searching is turning up is “Explosion/Explosive”
So maybe explode flavour in mouth?
Ponder the dark blue magic that fills your orb
what if my orbs are filled with light blue magic
Give it time to mature, eventually it will become dark like your heart
Mobile phone - Psychedelics - Profit
Do not cause superstorm Maelstrom.
