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Damn. Washington’s getting with the times, using what looks like a late 19th/early 20th century bolt action.
Guessing based on a very rough image, looks like a mosin nagant.
Source: used to have one and they kick like a fucking mule.
Definitely don’t tell him you have a pacemaker.
My buttcheeks are full of silocone. That ok? The dude himself had wooden teeth, feel like he should be implant friendly.
Or that you’re cheating at chess.
Is he also invisible?
They say you can sometimes hear his wooden teeth chattering, if the wind is just right.
Its the person holding the camera
Meth, not even once
I think most people would need daily meth for years to get to that point. Or the technology-stabbing George Washington cosplayer is more sober than anyone else and just doing the only logical thing they can.
But twice?
Double negative, cancels out so all good
So where in Florida was this?
Own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?” As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, “Tally ho lads” the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
