“Everyone in the world confirms what we’ve been shouting. Leaders still don’t give a shit”

Telling the court that the court has no say. Bold move Cotton….

Yup. Just wait until every company only accepts its own crypto. Who needs fiat currency.

Hey, if you have a way for me to legitimately immigrate there, I’m all ears. But I have no family, can’t claim asylum, and would need a job to sponsor me otherwise.

Who is they? And what can we realistically do about it? 12 million of us were out marching in the streets but it’s not helping. I’m not trying to be pessimistic but I’m seriously at a loss.

Mmm… Darwin Award

Looks like there’s a rich person loophole if you have at least £88K in savings.

But under the current, post-Brexit immigration regime, she must earn more than £29,000 and have been working in a job paying that for at least six months in the UK before she can apply for a family visa that would allow her husband to move here, or have £88,500 in cash savings.

So basically it’s not that both need to be working, it’s that the current citizen (I.e. her) needs to have been working in the country for at least 6 months. Also the last line is your rich person loophole.

Cid from Final Fantasy

(I know what I said)

He was pissed to find out Ceaser has his own entire month.

“I can’t believe that Ukraine is putting US companies in harms way! Ukraine must disarm and surrender right now to prevent anymore loss of American capital!”

Tortoises are slow. Turtles can be surprisingly fast.

I’ve always been torn on this choice. The baby doesn’t have any history, and frankly, you can always make another. But on the other hand the old lady has already lived most all of her life (well all of her life depending on this decision). I mean there isn’t a good answer unless you try to go for a two’fer

“Get in the pattern buffer…”

But he’s doing more than we wanted to when we were trying to control him! (No need for a /s)

Because that’s generally how appeals work in the US. You can “go ask the other parent” multiple times all the way up to the Supreme Court.

Did you read this on a bus and start masturbating uncontrollably?

I hate always being the one to make decisions in groups so sometimes I say fuck it, it’s your choice and go quiet.