H…handball champion?

Bro one of the new skulls is the floor is hot lava.

Laso is going to be absurd.

We could literally just tax loans that are leveraged against assets and all of our problems would basically go away.

The fucking tradwives saying they want to lose their vote, like what?

Just… Just don’t vote. It’s that easy. Why would you advocate for less rights for yourself. Fucking idiots.

“now up to the plate we’ve got a rookie making his debut, Mr. Barry Bonds”

Yeah, no. This doesn’t work.

Ah fuck.

Chat, we might be cooked.

hey chat gpt, i need the republican elephant logo taking a piss on more Republican elephant logos, like the calvin and hobbes image co-opted by republicans in the early 00s but all elephants.

Idk I was there for the tennis tournament three times for work.

It was not the rose and crown. This was ~13-15 years ago.

You need to understand that huge amounts of people don’t tune in to anything. And the methods to reach them are well dialed in by whoever reaches them.

Do you want folks pissing on your business? This is how you get folks pissing on your business.

I recall a bar in Wimbledon, UK, that is well known for refusing bathroom access and also having human excrement on their wall/alley.

Not a great look for Wimbledon, a posh town with a globally respected tennis tournament.

Let’s not even mention the kid fucking.

🤫, ugh. You gave it away.

I think something folks don’t realize about the flock situation is that the towns and cities paying flock for this data do not own the data. Like, if Flock starts using it in a way they don’t like, they let them do it.

I think this is a situation that ultimately falls victim to vigilante justice. They’re too easy to defeat.

Vandalized?

Id say it got a great new art installation.

[ X ] DOUBT

Sick old man gives $100-250k worth of legos to franchise for consignment.

Franchise takes over franchisee’s store due to bad numbers.

A mix of imperfect paperwork from franchisee and fuck ton of missing legos with franchise has lego owner, franchisee, and franchise pointing fingers. Franchise had 2 dudes take over store. They look shady. Franchise looks shady. Franchisee looks minimally shady, disorganized.

Lego owner is missing ~$50-90k in payment/product.

Youtuber takes on the case. The police in the town seem like they’re protecting the new franchise dudes.

New franchise dudes are prominent in local Mormon church…

Local cops are involved in local Mormon church…

Now it looks like an entire police precinct and an entire corporation are both in ridiculous PR damage control mode but also aggressively suing the YouTuber, Lego owner.

Youtuber successfully sued corporation for Lego owner. They closed the store instead of paying. Now youtuber is suing individuals who took over franchise for Lego owner.

It’s a whole mess. This whole situation will be in law classes for decades.

Would that not qualify as treason? Did he just admit to intentionally levying a war that is purposely against the American people? Adhering to the enemy, giving them aid?

Asking for a friend.

I really want Colbert to run for office in character as Colbert from the Colbert Report, as a Republican.

I have bunted a baseball over a little league fence. Me and some friends tried all day long.

My technique was to push the bunt while turning into the pitch.

Getting it to the outfield is trivial. Home run is very hard. The fence was less than 200 ft.

If the govt were to sell pay per view tickets to Hegseths tribunal we could get the country out of debt.

Folks would have watch parties the world over.

I am also 6’7"… Ish, haha. Tagged as fellow tall. There’s your explanation.

I am exactly 2m. So just shy, but more than 6’6".

I am actually mostly body, so my butts lower than yours. Idk, I’m curious if this is better or worse for my hamstring in a cramp? Idk if the back muscles it connects to affect it or not lol. Idk if it makes it worse either way though.

My go to is to Indian leg wrestle a wall when it cramps up. Like I scoot my ass past the wall and raise my cramping leg to get my heel locked onto the wall past 90° and force my knee to lock (with my hands if I need to which, for anyone reading that has never experienced this, is basically necessary. Your hamstring is stronger than most of your leg, save your groin, but it’s basically unable to affect the hamstring in a cramp. So your biceps and triceps are necessary sometimes.)

The physics make less sense to me but I actually end up getting relief putting my calf on the arm of a couch while I crunch my abs forward as hard as I can. Having a partner hold you in place here would be ideal as far as I’ve felt.

Cheers homie. Good luck. The world was designed for a max of 6’5". We have it ok. But damn. Cheers.