Dictionary compilation is descriptive, not prescriptive.

They don’t “disagree” with anyone. They just report on how words are being used.

You can’t get into an argument with a dictionary, no matter how hard you try.

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The forked tongue in the fourth one too…

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Remember, reading isn’t about numbers.

Don’t turn into that douche that always quotes how many books they’ve read that year like speed reading and skimming are admirable and all books are the same length.

Maybe the sort that piles them all up and posts to social media thinking it is impressive or that people will like them for it.

You read for you. Take your time and enjoy.

It isn’t like LD100 (although it may be)

LD50 is the minimal dose lethal to 50% of a subject population. Twice that dose might be anything between 50% and 100%.

Nice to meet you, inside Leslie Nielsen.

Read it in Leslie Nielsen.

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Besides, they only got tomatoes in the middle 16th century.

Shortly after the photo was taken, David’s tongue flew out, wrapped around the little mouse and dragged it into his reddened maw.

God, I love him.

This guy Magics the Gatherings.

Did not know.

Or don’t. I’m not your boss and don’t really care what people smell of you.

Just don’t sit next to me on the bus in the morning.

I think you are deliberately misunderstanding the point.

My point is that even without breakfast, you should brush your teeth before going out into the world.

Morning breath is a thing, right? And so is night sweat and lying for 8 hours (if you are lucky) cocooned with all the gas you pass.

So, to make it really simple… You brush your teeth for morning breath, right? You should shower for morning body.

Right? And I’ve been saying that at night, whilst you sleep, a similar process happens all over your body.

Sweat, dead cells, farting under the duvet.

That’s why we shower in the morning too.

Bed time isn’t a magical clean stasis. Biological processes happen. People seem to miss that in this weird debate.

You eat breakfast before you get out of bed?

After you go to bed?

What you eating at night that means you have to brush your teeth in the morning?

Like, do you brush your teeth in the morning or at night?

But you haven’t eaten anything in the night, right?

That’s the logic on display here.