Maybe more ketamine will help.

I’m about 50/50 on “what did I get myself into?” and “suck on that libtards!”

Optometrists hate this one simple trick!

Good signs! My favorites:

“You can enjoy your vacation when we can enjoy our democracy.”

“Go ski in Russia, traitor.”

“If you’re going to fuck the country, we’re going to make it very uncomfortable for you.”

I’m sorry for your loss. I’ll give Bella some extra blankie time this evening.

Got it, thanks!

I appreciate the offer, but I feel I should tell you that I’m not a very active community member on Mastadon. It’s mostly just doomscrolling and the occasional boost for me. I won’t be offended if you want to use your invites to recruit more active members.

Thanks. I just found out my instance is shutting down in May, so I’ll have to find a new one soon.

I’m one of them. My 6th generation processor means that Windows 10 will be the last version of windows that this machine runs.

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I think the punchline is that she can be distracted from an existential moment by something as simple as chicken nuggets because they are exactly the kind of simple pleasure thst makes her life with her partner worth living. I think it’s rather sweet.

I don’t think that Trump is smart enough to come up with that by himself. He probably heard it from Miller or Musk. Maybe he thinks it’s original (in the same way that he brought the word “groceries” back), but it’s not.

Dude’s got no k_cat.

Invidious?

invidious adjective °Envious; causing or arising from envy. °Enviable; desirable.

Maybe he meant “insidious”?

Enshittification has ruined everything.

Teacher: Time for the French, get your berets!

FYI: Light therapy lamps are cheap and effective.

Ola chorizo hash soy Dad.

Seriously, it looks great, though!

More recently, some Google users have noticed that appending the string “-ai” to a search (without quotes) seems to also turn off AI Overviews in the results.

Not as much fun, but good to know.

Odd that he can control his “awkward gestures” in front of certain audiences.