Condoms doing what they were made for. Keeping the weiner juices in
Condoms doing what they were made for. Keeping the weiner juices in
None, they likely got promoted
How dare you make me feel my age!
No no no, not police violence. Firm peace enforcement
/s
You see how this comment got down voted a bunch? Seems like the community disagrees. The meme was funny because we can relate to that feeling of our joke not landing. Your other posts didn’t land, not the end of the world.
It really is a fucking dope sticker.
“I’m Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimsdale Dimadome, and I recognize the country of Palesdome, er, Palestine”
I recommend going to a shelter and explaining your living situation. They care alot about finding the right homes for the animals and won’t pressure you into someone who isn’t right for your situation. Don’t go in expecting to adopt someone the first day, trust your heart but don’t rush anything. They all have their own personalities, don’t discount the shy ones they can become the most loving.
Outside of that, don’t declaw cats, don’t dock tail or ears, do have dew claws removed on dogs if the vet approves. Spay and nuetur.
Most importantly, just do your homework. This is a great place to start and I applaud you for asking. Find a vet near you, figure out costs, have what you need before your furbaby comes home.
I wish you the best!
Luke to Darth Vader “Anakin I am your son!”
“…no…” slowly pushes cheese burger and shotgun under the rug
JACK KNIFE THAT TROLLEY!!!
sorry for yelling
Flip it back and forth as fast as you can and see if you can get it to jack knife
Have you tried ‘rubber ducky programming’? I’m not a programmer but the trick has helped me with other things when I hit a wall like your talking about. Basically you have a rubber duck with you and when you have a bug or issue, you back up and explain each peice and what it’s supposed to do to the duck. The duck doesn’t know programming so you have to explain it like it’s, well, a duck. This helps slow down your thoughts and focus more on what each line does individually. As an electrican it helps me trouble shoot problems without opening up everything.
Hopefully this helps but I know each of us are different and what helps me may not help you. I know how hard it is to set a problem down when your in the thick of it. As a perfectionist I have to tell myself, it’s good enough, constantly or I’ll spend 3 days on something that should take 1.
Ford Prefect - an alien from betelguse who chose then name Ford Prefect as it was “nicely inconsicuos”. Douglas Adams later explained in an interview that Ford thought the dominant species on earth were cars. In the shitty film adaptation he is almost run over by a car while trying to greet it.
Don’t forget to marinate it over night to really lock in the ram
If we’re lucky more will surface for decades, continuing to sully his name to the point naming your child Donald will be the equivalent of naming your child Adolf
If we’re very unlucky, we will come to find that everything he has ever done was completely legal and perfectly above board, not slimy or criminal at all. As we will be told, saying otherwise is the crime, as our children will be taught as they sing the new national anthem “Hitler actually did some good things for Germans ya know?”
As far as both the Canadian and Americans would be concerned that’s the perfect spot. Easy to hide, two GDPs and scientists to reverse engineer their tech and find a way to communicate. We’re still humans so obviously teenage alien dipshits joy riding and subsequently crashing dad’s new space Buick would be considered a defcon level one threat for sure.
Yoda: “Things, I hate”