For real, I was recently telling someone that I find it hard to look at photos of RFK Jr because he triggers a feeling of intense repulsion in me. He looks uncanny like the alien in his Edgar suit from MIB.

“Well shit. Pack it up folks, they brought a flag.”

That’s the exact game I had trouble with as well and I believe it even had an aim assist mechanism. I managed to get by on story mode but the shooting parts were just frustrating. (Still totally worth it though)

I’ve never been able to aim and shoot (and hit anything) with a controller, glad to see I’m not the only one.

Controllers are best for platformers imo. I actually hook up a controller to my PC for most platform games.

I mean, at the correct dosage it will certainly destroy the cancer.

If you ever decide to rewrite the odyssey I might actually read it.

Walking up the stairs. Nope.

Thanks for the link!

I miss the old internet so much.

Oh my god the description. I’m crying!

Oh that brings back a memory I had damn near repressed. I had a printer/scanner combination (Canon in this case) and I was coming up on a deadline to scan a butt load of important documents.

That’s the exact moment the printhead on the printer part of the printer/scanner decided to crap out.

Well thankfully I didn’t need that part to work if I just needed to use the scanner, right? Wrong.

Water flowing underground

Went from win11 to Bazzite a little while ago and the experience has been pure bliss. I even set up a printer and I swear to God it only took 2 tries and it worked. That never would have gone so smoothly on Windows.

But the best of all? No more OneDrive!

Don’t forget they also have bolt cutters for a face.

There’s a zoo near me that started out as a rescue park for abandoned parrots. One enclosure had all the potty-mouthed parrots in it and they hung up a sign saying

“If the parrots shout insults, they’re (usually) not directed at you personally”

That always made me laugh.

Also don’t buy parrots as pets. They’re notoriously difficult to keep and most people get in way over their heads while the parrots live a miserable and depressed (and very long!) life.

Looks like you just handed me a new Rabbit Hole to dive into, lol.

Oh, I didn’t know that, what are they most closely related to then?

Agreed on the parrots but a lot of corvids I’ve encountered were absolute trolls as well. Very intentional and calculating, they clearly had fun antagonizing other animals. Don’t get me wrong, they’re assholes. But they’re funny assholes.

Maybe European corvids aren’t like Australian ones. I’ve heard stories about your magpies.

Username checks out, I guess?

Recently I had a guy deliver a new appliance. The hallway still reeked of his cologne two hours after he left, when he hadn’t been in my house for more than 5 minutes. I didn’t even think that was possible.