• Okokimup@lemmy.world
    21·
    9 months ago

    My dog is so polite. He has been allowed on the furniture always and forever, but when he wants to sit by you, he sits on the floor and stares at you until he gets an express invitation.

    • Thorry84@feddit.nl
      10·
      9 months ago

      My cat: If you try and take my pillow, I will kill you. You can sit on the floor for all I care, now go get my food! And my royal throne had better be here when I’m done eating, don’t you dare set your filthy monkey ass on my seat.