I craved the strength and certainty of Pepto-Bismol.

OK, but why shouldn’t I eat Hershey kisses for breakfast after walking 7 miles the day prior?

If my body can’t handle it it’s just gonna have to deal with the liquid shits, sorry.

Half an hour? I see you’re part of that slow eater movement I’ve been hearing about.

I don’t think I’m physically capable of eating a family sized bag of any kind of chips in half an hour. Even if I was hungry enough I think I’d just get tired of chips by the time I was halfway through. Are you even tasting them if you eat them that fast?

Yeah, I feel that.

Something weird happens with my throat and sinuses. It practically gets coated in the flavor and gets kind of hard to breathe. Eating lots of chips also cuts up my mouth.

I don’t see the problem. clearly this consequence is not related to the action, because family sized bbq chips = good and this clearly shows bad

Jalapeno cheddar kettle chips dipped in sour cream. Fight me.

This is very relatable

I’ve literally only eaten like 1 burger per day (yes actually a burger not just a calorie estimate) and has like a smoothie for weeks now.