Number1SummerJam@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 个月前Consumer Reports finds more lead and cadmium in chocolate, urges change at Hersheywww.reuters.comexternal-linkmessage-square84fedilinkarrow-up1541arrow-down15cross-posted to: publichealth@mander.xyzfinanc@midwest.social
arrow-up1536arrow-down1external-linkConsumer Reports finds more lead and cadmium in chocolate, urges change at Hersheywww.reuters.comNumber1SummerJam@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 个月前message-square84fedilinkcross-posted to: publichealth@mander.xyzfinanc@midwest.social
minus-squareAlien Nathan Edward@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up29·11 个月前Hershey’s be like “the slaves who were responsible for putting the poison in the chocolate have been shot. New slaves are being brought in forthwith.”
minus-squareRGB3x3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 个月前We apologize again for the fault in our chocolate. Those responsible for sacking the slaves who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
minus-squareJimmyeatsausage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 个月前Shareholders won’t be happy about wasting all those profits on bullets…should have just stopped feeding them.
Hershey’s be like “the slaves who were responsible for putting the poison in the chocolate have been shot. New slaves are being brought in forthwith.”
We apologize again for the fault in our chocolate. Those responsible for sacking the slaves who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
Well, now we know where the lead came from
Shareholders won’t be happy about wasting all those profits on bullets…should have just stopped feeding them.
Pretty much.