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    Also

    Similarities:

    • Watches you all the time
    • compiles your personal profile
    • has an army of forced labourers
    • children are incentivized to write him letters

    Differences:

    • there are no presents for good behaviour
    • when being naughty for the sake of his personal ideals, he delivers both coal and oil
    • when being naughty for the sake of your own survival, you become one of his “elves”