- cross-posted to:
- shitposting@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- shitposting@lemmy.ml
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I fucking love my air fryer. Use it more than the microwave. I might go throw some fries in there, season them up with garlic and salt and oregano and feta. Fuck.
Fuck
Not eat? 😟
Brain: “Eat”
Wallet: “Cook”
My brokeass 2025 back pocket: full of grubs for, uh, fishing
Fridge: You’re not gonna like my answer lol
This is why I eat ingredients.
If ingredient won’t poison me, it is food.
Sometimes I don’t even wanna eat, I just want to not be hungry.
You: Sustenance for you… Brain: ??? You: ???
“Slice of bread it is then”
Brain: shoe made of flesh. Eat.
