How you know you live in a really small and remote town.
The “tanning notary” seems to be a package, or a service unknown to me.
NGL I assumed ‘Tanning’ meant tanning hides, not a tanning booth.
Turns out it’s just a canoe rental place that’s named “Laundromat Bingo Tanning Notary.”
Average general store in a small farm town of 550 people
we have everything you’d find in a big town, tanning salons, bingo halls, notaries, boat rentals… hell even laundromats.
Laundry and tan? Sounds like dado from the SCP foundation has found his way into the real world…
Patron: Excuse me, what aisle could I find content on ‘god’s fury’?
Worker: That would be aisle 6.
Patron: oh, excuse me. I misspoke. What aisle could I find content on ‘furry gods’?
Worker: Oh, no worries! That would be aisle 8.