Sometimes there’s a stick on the road too.

That’s not fair, you just took a photo when the legally binding park anywhere hazzards were off

Nothing a generous sprinkling of caltrops wouldn’t sort out.

Dude those aren’t even that good off-road. The old ones were but not these. A Mercedes AWD wagon is probably more capable than this POS.

I saw this post yesterday, and then today on my way to the train station cars were queueing at a traffic light with 2 lanes. One lane cars couldn’t get into because another cars poor positioning, but a range rover just mounted the curb and bombed it around loads of cars. I guess that counts as off-road.