Didn’t realize how big this is. My girlfriend was downright honored when I let her aim.
like sitting in the big chair on the enterprise bridge
“fire at will!”
beholder? More like peholder
Awwwwww yeah
Can’t wait to disappoint a girl by telling her I piss sitting down.
You think they won’t still hold it? (By it i mean your peanits)
Power move
I do but only at home. I’m not tryna clean up my misses lol
Huh
So it doesn’t just happen to me…
I’ve had a couple of women follow me in to public toilets and commandeer aim. I had to muster unbelievable levels of concentration to get it done. Some bit of my brain has never worked at that level before or since.
Wait. So this is real? Huh.
Women: Buy yourself a liberpee. It will set you free.
If you hold it perpendicular to the person it will exert maximum backwards thrust on the person which may cause the system to move backwards.